Memorable Story of Spring Break
Ricky: They need Jesus lets gooooo!
[We walk over to a crowd of people and introduce ourselves and we find out they are from Texas…]
Ricky: Raised to despise Texas. A proud Philadelphian this kid is. And now he plots to takeover of texas. The north will rise!
Me: Oh you are talking about me…My name is Steve and I’m gonna take over Texas. Deal with it. My first order is to destroy the Dallas cowboys.
Old man: I will slaughter your family if you dare try such a thing!
Me: Done. Hook, Line, Sinker. Checkmate. God ordained sir.
Old man: I will fight you right here.
Ricky: I’ll go Jesus on your face gramps. Your country smells like cow poop, admit it.
Old man: Damn you Philly folk. You win this time..
Me: We always win sir. Always.
Old man: Always a good match though.
Me: Thank you, I still won.
Texas got nothing on this Philly boy and my Navy Seal :P
